Chapbook

Some photos of my chapbook, Re: You'd be a horrible Mayan. Printed in Blue Books. © YOMO 2012

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So yes! full life as follow-up email that’s    fucking    reality 

but perfect Mayan in pink robe you 

are the next level killin’ it steady from bed 

not exactly ladies under DEATH TO KOOL MAN & CURSE 660 LAFAYETTE so

sorry 4A

      3B

      3A 

married by Ronald says we’re Democrats you’ll just have to deal

through hole in wall we swear he can only see underwear drawer

wouldn’t give a shit anyway! I’m on mygirlfund.com

don’t you think that’s kinda slutty?

wait a second WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT

we are literally holding the corner of this page and flipping it together

I know you know danger of being funny 

stay in 4B chaise on the floor

proud new owner of GrubHub account

cheers to you

feel like in painting but blue, grey, yellow you MARRIED the yawn

it’s that kind of week

The Wyatt Blair Experience (Real Name)

Come on can’t like Mormon.org and pretty girls’ pictures everyday

all drums Peach Colored Pussy  >  Candy Eyes  >  Banana Cream Dream

like Mr. Big but more dreamboat as Mr. Elevator checks into my Brain Hotel

in Echo Park, we swear, it happened

full bar 5 star top notch sushi sunsets expensive drinks 

hoity-toity bird feeding that’s what the I’m made of

lemme guess   1. taurus

              2. scorpio

              3. aries

third time’s a charm seriously MARRY ME        (three hours behind and scorpio) nice one

can’t handle that fog juice in Echo Park, man, where’s Ty Segall look-alike?

take a bite before ul eav

it’s rhinestone belts she’s 13, come on, Dickies she had braces dude

locals only around my inner tube you like it                  were 21 ya?

grape jam zig zags agave syrup toaster with a steering wheel you fucking DREAM

just come over and we can forget about all of our... life ha yeah you said life

candy eyes maybe someday take a bite

(Excerpt from Re: You'd be a horrible Mayan)